February 2012
archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
1612th:
wow my phone can autocorrect “asdfggh” to “america” but it won’t autocorrect “sory” to “sorry”
HA MOM NOT ON FACEBOOK ANYMORE. I RUN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BLOG THAT YOU WILL NEVER KNOW OF HAHA-
yes mom im almost done with my homework sorry..
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
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hoshaway:
hmuifyoureblack:
please don’t wear skinny jeans or tights if you are over 4000 pounds
i think all jeans are skinny jeans at that point
abbygonerogue asked: just kidding katherine i love you please come WE CAN GROW SEA MONKEYS
curse my existence and turn off the lights.:... →
kaptainkrunchkids:
zachoflions:
abbygonerogue:
abbygonerogue:
kaptainkrunchkids:
abbygonerogue:
This weekend I’m going to watch all the Star Wars movies because I’ve never seen them and every time I tell someone that they threaten to hit me
Abby I have the trilogy set with special features I can give it to you but if you…
Do you have all six so we can watch and I won’t get...
abbygonerogue asked: IM SORRY I SUCK KATHERINE PLEASE LOVE ME
abbygonerogue:
This weekend I’m going to watch all the Star Wars movies because I’ve never seen them and every time I tell someone that they threaten to hit me
Youre lucky I love my computer screen Helmers
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ryan seacrest: this week, to spice things up a bit, the person with the lowest amount of votes will be publicly executed
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“God paid a high price for you, so don’t be enslaved by the world.”
– 1 Corinthians 7:23 (via foreverflourishing)
hellotheremackenzie:
I’m hungry and I have a headache and I wish it was summer already.
getting progress report at school
thats alright, i didnt want to be successful anyway
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kaptainkrunchkids:
I had to ice my hand when I got home today because I literally wrote so much stuff in my essays that it felt like it was going to fall off. I told someone that goes to my school about it and all they said was “you’re a freak”.
I miss Stanton. It’s been the only place I’ve ever felt normal at.
You don’t miss Stanton. I’m pretty sure it’s the devil.
Watchkaptainkrunchkids:
Blake Anderson is the best
uhg can we just have children now
Watch sit your whore ass down, there are children
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