March 2012
THIS GIF. OH MY GOD. THIS GIF.
dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
taylor swift is dating tim tebow
prophetinplainclothess:
there isn’t a swear word to define my rage
i’ve been happy and listening to brand new all day
but i’m gonna turn on harm’s way and start punching holes in walls and bitches and light posts and stuff
omg no wat is life
February 2012
that moment when the sexy guy from camp who you...
1612th:
nipples are for fags face it losers *speeds away on my scooter*
You know; I didn’t even realize it had been a year. It’s one of my stronger testimonies. You gave me a chance to truly understand forgiveness. And I know that’s why you were put into my life. You gave me a glimpse at the forgiveness i was shown and how undeserving i was of it. But I would still appreciate an apology.
I really love reading post secret and seeing some of the hope some people have. And the hope that some people need.
sick of "woman in the kitchen" jokes
missjenkins:
I’m going to use my domestic baking skills to cleverly sneak horrible bacteria and food-borne illnesses into their intestinal tracts.
1612th:
if a guy went up to a girl and was actually like “oh you’re so gorgeous and beautiful i admire your personality and courage please go out with me” he would probably get maced in the eyes for a good 30 seconds and would definitely not get laid because that shit is weird as hell
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
p33nor:
luke—skywalker:
bring the hate
kodakumis:
does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
well grounded for my grades. doing one acts then im never coming out of the house except for church. awesomesauce.
When you think someone might actually like you but they cruelly hate you and are now ignoring you
archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
1612th:
wow my phone can autocorrect “asdfggh” to “america” but it won’t autocorrect “sory” to “sorry”
HA MOM NOT ON FACEBOOK ANYMORE. I RUN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BLOG THAT YOU WILL NEVER KNOW OF HAHA-
yes mom im almost done with my homework sorry..
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
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